凱恩的祝福：[暗黑2]的遙遠回憶
在遙遠的年代，《暗黑破壞神II》陪伴著多少玩家度過了他們最寶貴的青春：喬丹之石、MF、大菠蘿、符文之語、奶牛關……這些詞語相信大家都還記得。
現在當玩家們在戰網排名達到一定名次後，與村子裡那有名的老頭凱恩說話，就會出現一個新的選項，凱恩將為你演唱一段說唱RAP……現在不用玩遊戲，也可以聽到這段RAP了，強力推薦。
D2裡處處充滿了暴雪的搞笑天賦，強烈建議大家聽聽這段凱恩唱的RAP，你絕對喜歡~~~~~~~~
我敢肯定玩了這麽多年的人不見得都聽過……
只想說一句：凱恩，太有才了 ！！！！！
mp3下載地址：http://www.battle.net/supersecrest/thecainrap.mp3
以上地址來自暴雪官方戰網BATTLE.NET，所以不會有病毒。下面是爆笑的歌詞，也許它能給你找回一點回憶：
My name's Deckard Cain and I come from Tristram.
我叫迪卡·凱恩，我來自崔斯特瑞姆。
If you're looking for Diablo, then you just missed 'im.
如果你在找暗黑破壞神你正好和他錯過。
If you find old Griswold, then you can take him down.
如果你找到了老格裡斯沃德，你可以把乾掉。
But you'll get no reward 'til you come back to town.
不過在你回城之前你什麽也得不到。
Thanks for my life, I'll identify your stuff.
感謝你救了我，鑒定物品請找我。
But if you choose to journey on, then it's gonna get tough.
不過如果你選擇繼續旅途，那會很艱難喲。
Greetings friend. Here's the road to the East.
嗨~朋友。這是往東方走的路。
You'll find that it's blocked 'cause Andariel's a beast.
你會發現它被封鎖了因為安達利爾是個畜生。
Greetings! Greetings!
嗨~嗨~！
Greetings! Stay a while and listen.
嗨！停一會兒聽我說啦~~
Charsi can shield you if you have a lotta cash.
恰西會保護你如果你有足夠多的銀子。
If you're all outta room, you can stick in your stash.
如果你一直在外面，你可以找個地方躲著不出來。
My name is Deckard Cain and I've come on out to greet 'ya.
我叫迪卡·凱恩，我喜歡和年輕人打交道。
So sit yer ass and listen or I'm gonna have to beat ya!
所以讓你的屁股坐下來聽我說，不然我只好給你點苦頭了。
If I don't know the answer, then go ask Malah.
如果我不知道答案，那就去找馬拉。
She's a funky little broad that looks like a koala.
她膽小怕事而且穿的像隻考拉（樹袋熊）。
My homeys were destroyed, but I carry on.
我的哥們都被滅了，但我跑了出來。
With the help of young Anya who's no Amazon!
在年輕的安亞的幫助下。她可不是亞馬遜哦！
Greetings! Greetings!
嗨~嗨~！
Can't touch this! Can't touch this! Can't touch this!
拿不到呀！拿不到呀！拿不到呀！
Can't touch this! Can't touch this! Can't touch this!
拿不到呀！拿不到呀！拿不到呀！（什麽啊）
Greetings! Stay a while and listen.
嗨！停一會兒聽我說啦~~~
My name is Deckard Cain, I'm the last of a breed.
我叫迪卡·凱恩，我是我們族裡的最後一個。
When I give out a warning you'd best take heed.
我發出警告的時候你最好聽仔細了。
I'm the sworn enemy of Big Bad Baal
我是又大又壞的巴爾的死敵。
He was first in line at the evil sale.
他是那幫惡魔的老大。
Even though I'm ancient and somewhat of a relic,
儘管我有點頑固不化甚至有點象出土文物。
People tell me I look like Tom Selleck!
人們都說我看上去長得像湯姆·塞利克！
I'm nasty, I'm old, and a little bit ornery.
我有點兒惹人討厭，歲數又大，還有點愛嘮叨。
I look like Patrick Stewart and sound like Sean Connery.
我看上去象帕特裡克·斯圖爾特，聽上去象肖恩·康納利。
Greetings! Greetings!
嗨！嗨！
Throw your hands in the air.
把你的手舉到空中。
Wave 'em like you just don't care!
揮動他們表示你毫不在乎！
Greetings! Stay a while and listen.
嗨！停一會兒聽我說啦~~
Kick it.
走吧
Way to go, homeys.
走吧哥們一起來闖闖
That was dope.
這樣才夠勁！
We'll have to do this more often.
我們最好經常這樣~
That was way phat!
這樣才有意思！
Yeah, boyyyyy
Cain in 'a house.
凱恩在房子裡。
Give it up for the Horadrim.
為HORADRIM歡呼吧~
Horadrim. Ho- Ho- Horadrim.Horadrim. Ho- Ho- Horadrim.Horadrim. Ho- Ho- Horadrim.
Horadrim. Ho- Ho- Horadrim, Ho- Ho- Ho- Ho- Ho- Ho- Ho- Ho- Horadrim.
Who let the Barbarians out? Who, who, who, who?
誰把野蠻人放出來啦~~誰誰誰~~~（聲音漸遠……）
（貌似最後不知哪來了個野蠻人把正在唱的凱恩拖走了 ……………………）
