《輻射3》老山羊性向測驗必勝攻略

以下內容都是翻譯自Fallout 3 WIKI

Question 1 You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist who yells "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" what do you do?

第一題：有個瘋狂科學家跑到你面前大喊：「我要把我的量子諧振器放進你們的質子共振室裡!」這時你要怎麼辦?

1 "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?" - Science

1「可是博士，這樣不是會使裂變奇異點產生非線性的不穩定嗎?」-影響Science

2 "Up yours too, buddy!" - Speech

2「押賽啦，老兄!」-影響Speech

3 Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head. For all you knew he was planning on blowing up the vault - Melee

二話不說拿起鐵管朝他的頭上貓下去，因為你知道他想要炸掉整個避難所-影響Melee

4 Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant - Sneak

不說話，趁他想繼續碎碎唸之前先閃人-影響Sneak

Question 2 While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while.

第二題：你是診所裡的實習生，有一個腳上感染奇怪病症的病人走進來，看來感染擴散很嚴重可是醫生剛好不在。

1 Amputate the foot before the infection spreeds - Melee

1在感染蔓延開來之前先把他截肢-影響Melee

2 Scream for help - Speech

2大聲求救-影響Speech

3 Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities - Medicine

3想辦法盡力治療病患-影響Medicine

4 Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads - Science

4把病人綁起來，並仔細觀察感染擴散的情形-影響Science

Question 3 You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. He's frightened and hungry, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?

第三題：你看到一個小男孩在避難所底層迷路了。他看起來很害怕又好像很餓，可是身上似乎有一些偷來的東西。你要怎麼作?

1 Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok - Speech

1抱住小男孩告訴他不用害怕-影響Speech

2 Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment - Unarmed

2動手沒收他的東西，然後把他丟在原地當作懲罰-影響Unarmed

3 Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate - Sneak

3扒走男孩身上的東西，然後放他一個人自生自滅-影響Sneak

4 Lead the boy to safety, Then turn him over to the overseer - Nothing

4把男孩帶到安全的地方，然後把他交給監督官-無影響

Question 4 Congratulations! You made one of the vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?

問題四：恭喜!你成為101棒球隊的一員了!請問你想要打哪個位置?

1 Pitcher - Explosives

1投手-影響Explosives

2 Catcher - Big Guns (possibly in reference to the recoil anything in the 'Big Guns' category would posses)

2捕手-影響Big Guns(可能跟大型武器的後座力都很強的關係)

3 Designated Hitter Melee

3指定打擊手-影響Melee

4 None, you wish the vault had a soccer team Unarmed

4以上皆非，你比較希望避難所裡有一個足球隊-影響Unarmed

Question 5 Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do?

第五題：你阿嬤請你來喝茶，可是突然間她給你一把手槍要你殺掉另一個避難所裡的居民，你要怎麼辦?

1 Obey your elder and kill the vault resident with the pistol - Small Guns

1聽老人家的話拿槍掛了那個避難所居民-影響Small Guns

2 Offer your most prized possession in exchange for the vault resident's life - Barter

2用你最值錢的東西來換那位居民的命-影響Barter

3 Ask for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss. - Big Guns

3請阿嬤給你一把多管機槍。因為你不想失手-影響Big Guns

4 Throw your tea in granny's face. - Explosives (Exploding Tea?)

4把手裡的茶丟到阿嬤的臉上-影響Explosives(可能跟投擲有關)

Question 6 Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?

第六題：老阿柏納西先生又不小心把自己鎖在房裡了，大家要你去救他。你要用什麼方法?

1 Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door - Lockpicking

1用髮夾把鎖打開-影響Lockpicking

2 Trade a vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock. - Explosives AND Barter

2跟避難所裡的黑道買炸藥把鎖炸開-影響Explosives和Barter

3 Go to the armory, retreive a laser pistol, and blow the lock off. - Energy Weapons

3到軍械室裡拿一把雷射手槍，然後把門轟開-影響Energy Weapons

4 Just walk away and let the old coot rot. - Repair (again, don't ask.)

4不管那個死老猴讓他自己在房裡生菇-影響Repair(別問為什麼)

Question 7 Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! Whats the best course of treatment?

第七題：喔，不!你待在輻射裡太久，肚子上竟然長出第三隻手!請問最好的治療方法是什麼?

1 Bullet to the brain - Small guns

1一槍打爆自己的頭-影響Small Guns

2 Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent - Medicine

2大量的抗突變藥物-影響Medicine

3 Prayer, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion? - Barter

3禱告，說不定上帝會看在你很虔誠的分上救你一命-影響Barter

4 Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser Energy Weapons

4用高精準雷射把突變的身體組織摘除掉-影響Energy Weapons

Question 8 A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. Whats the best way to obtain it?

第八題：有一個101避難所的居民有一本你一直想要的「野蠻人葛納」漫畫第一集。你要用什麼方法得到它?

1 Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions - Barter

1用你身上值錢的東西換他的漫畫書-影響Barter

2 Steal the comic book at gunpoint - Small guns

2用槍指著他的頭把漫畫書搶來-影響Small Guns

3 Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk - Sneak

3溜進他的房間裡，趁機從他書桌上偷走漫畫書-影響Sneak

4 Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious. - Medicine

4在他的核子可樂裡偷放幾顆迷藥，趁他昏倒的時候把書拿走-影響Medicine

Question 9 You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....

第九題：你想要惡整一下你老爸。你趁著沒人看見時跑進了他的私人浴室裡，然後…

1 Loosen some bolts on the sink. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood. - repair

1鬆開洗手台上的螺絲。等水龍頭打開的時候，浴室保證會作水災-影響Repair

2 Put a firecracker in the toilet. Thats sure to cause some chaos - Explosives

2把鞭炮放進廁所裡。待會一定會很精彩-影響Explosives

3 Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills - Sneak

3打開藥箱並且把他的高血壓藥換成普通的糖球-影響Sneak

4 Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he uses it Lockpick.

4改變電動刮鬍刀上面的電壓值，等他下次刮鬍子的時候就會被電到了-影響Lockpick

Question 10 Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything including our lives? - This question has no standing on your TAG skills, Nor the test results, and appears to be on the G.O.A.T simply as propaganda

第十題：誰是101避難所以最重要的人。他保護我們不受核戰荒土的傷害，所以我們應該誓死效忠於他?

1 The Overseer. - N/A

1監督官-無影響

2 The Overseer. - N/A

2監督官-無影響

3 The Overseer. - N/A

3監督官-無影響

4 The Overseer. - N/A

4監督官-無影響

第十題明顯是惡搞用，因為這一題的關係不論我重玩幾次一定會堅持離開前打爆監督官的頭。如果你在教室裡待夠久，你還會聽到Gomez警官的兒子對著題目碎碎唸：「第十題應該要選第二個才對吧…唉，等等。」

而測驗結束後會根據你的回答選出三個作為人物的主要技能，而得分最高的技能會決定你以後在避難所裡擔任的職業，宣布職業的時候還會被你的老師酸一下。以下是各個結果：

Vault Chaplain "They say the G.O.A.T never lies. According to this, your slated to be the next vault ... Chaplain. God help us all."

避難所牧師(Barter)：「據說G.O.A.T是很準確的。所以呢，以後你會成為我們避難所的…牧師。上帝保佑喔。」

Laundry Cannon Operator "Well according to this, your in line to be trained as a laundry cannon operator. First time for everything indeed."

洗衣機操作員(Big Guns)：「唉，根據結果，你接下來要受訓成為一名洗衣機操作員。人總是會有第一次的嘛。」

Pedicurist "It's Nice to know I can still be surprised. Pedicurist! I might have guessed Manicurist, or even Masseuse. But apparently your foot person"

趾甲彩繪師(Energy Weapon)：「我真想不到。趾甲彩繪師!我原本還以為是修指甲或是按摩師呢。不過看來你是個『腳』踏實地的人。」

Waste Management Specialist "It says here you're perfectly suited for a career as a Waste Management Specialist. A specialist, mind you, not just a dabbler. Congratulations!"

廢棄物處理專家(Explosives)：「結果顯示你會很適合當一名廢棄物處理專家。專家耶，看到沒有?可不是業餘的呢。恭喜你了!」

Vault Loyalty Inspector "Huh. "Vault Loyalty Inspector"... I thought that had been phased out decades ago. Well, sounds like a job right up your alley, hmm?"

避難所忠誠度調查員(Lockpicking)：「啥?『避難所忠誠度調查員』…我還以為好久以前就已經沒有這個職缺了。好吧，看來是個很適合你的工作，對吧?」

Clinical Test Subject "Interesting. "Clinical Test Subject"... sounds like something you should excel at. I guess you and your dad will be working together."

醫學實驗體(Medicines)：「真有意思。『醫學實驗體』…你應該會乾得很出色吧。我想你以後要跟你老爸一起工作了。」

Fry Cook "Looks like the diner's going to get a new Fry Cook. I'll just say this once: hold the mustard, extra pickles. Ha ha ha."

廚師(Melee Weapons)：看來我們的餐廳要有一個新廚師了。先跟你說喔，不要芥茉醬，多放點酸黃瓜。哈哈哈。」

Jukebox Technician "Thank goodness. We're finally getting a new Jukebox Technician. That thing hasn't worked right since old Joe Palmer passed."

點唱盤技師(Repair)：「太好了，我們總算要有一名新的點唱盤技師了。那玩意自從喬．帕馬死了之後就一直怪怪的。」

Pip-Boy Programmer "Well, well. Pip-Boy Programmer, eh? Stanley will finally have someone to talk shop with."

嗶嗶小子程式設計師(Science)：「哇，哇。嗶嗶小子程式設計師是吧?史丹利總算找到一個可以說話的對象了。」

Tattoo Artist "Huh. I wonder who will be brave enough to be your first customer as the vault's new Tattoo Artist? I promise it won't be me."

紋身藝術師(Small Guns)：「啥?不知道誰那會帶種會成我們新紋身藝術師的第一位客戶。總之不可能是我就是了。」

Shift Supervisor "Apparently you're management material. You're going to be trained as a Shift Supervisor. | Could I be talking to the next Overseer? Stranger things have happened."

值班督查(Sneak)：「看來你是作管理階層的料。接下來你要受訓成為值班督查。我可以先跟未來的監督官說句話嗎?最近怪事好像特別多。」

Marriage Councilor "Wow. Wow. Says here you're going to be the vault's Marriage Counselor. Almost makes me want to get married, just to be able to avail myself of your services."

婚姻諮詢師(Speech)：「哇，哇!結果顯示你會成為避難所裡的婚姻諮詢師耶!我真想趕快結婚，這樣才能享受到你的服務。」

Little League coach "I always thought you'd have a career in professional sports. You're the new vault Little League coach! Congratulations."

小聯盟教練(Unarmed)：「我一直認為你會成為專業運動員。現在你是避難所裡的小聯盟教練了!恭喜。」

其實測驗的結果不滿意也沒差，反正你不滿意的話可以隨時修改主要技能。對話過程中老師會告訴你其實他當年也是隨便亂選最後才變成老師的。